why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf
Double crossed jsk by Elegy
I need this. I NEED this.
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
DO NOT.reminD me
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."